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Which Book Would You Want to Be In?

July 15, 2009 by Nathan Bransford 199 Comments

Reader Neil Vogler passed along a recent Guardian post about the number of authors who are auctioning off the chance to name a character in one of their novels.

This sparked Neil’s idea for today’s You Tell Me: if you could inhabit any book, which would you choose?

I’d go with THE GREAT GATSBY. No! THE SUN ALSO RISES. No! HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY.

What about you?

Filed Under: Uncategorized Tagged With: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Hemingway, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, You Tell Me

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  1. Author Guy says

    July 16, 2009 at 2:16 am

    I did a story like this once. My publisher ran a contest, and the prize was to be turned into a character and a story written about you. I was one of the authors. My winner sent me a number of details about herself and I turned her into an interdimensional fantasy heroine. She got shanghaied onto the set of Interdimensional Survivor, where she took the side of the monsters. Coming up with that story was an awful lot of fun.

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  2. Rebekkah says

    July 16, 2009 at 2:35 am

    this is a tough one because I tend to like books I would never want to be in, like "On the Road". Although the chance to be in Great Expectations would thrill me through.

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  3. T.Wolfe says

    July 16, 2009 at 3:08 am

    Any of the PERN novels would be great as long as I got to be a dragon rider … or her Rowan series, as long as I was one of the high level talents.

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  4. Anonymous says

    July 16, 2009 at 3:21 am

    That's hard! I guess the Percy Jackson series…or Little Women or any Jane Austen novel!

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  5. Deb says

    July 16, 2009 at 3:22 am

    Duh. Under a Tuscan Sun. Not such a great book, but who cares? Tuscany!!

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  6. terryd says

    July 16, 2009 at 3:49 am

    The Curse of Lono might be fun.

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  7. Yamile says

    July 16, 2009 at 4:20 am

    Steph: As soon as I go home, I'm gonna watch HP again in Imax.

    Being in HP was a knee-jerk reaction, and if I couldn't be in it, I'd want to be in Percy Jackson's world, and maybe also "Gregor the Overlander" but I'd want to come back to the Overland and help Gregor and his family.

    Regan: I'm sad your parents told you the real inspiration for your name. How scary! I'd lie too if I were you.

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  8. Anonymous says

    July 16, 2009 at 4:57 am

    Harry Potter or Percy Jackson

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  9. Mira says

    July 16, 2009 at 5:15 am

    Laura – in terms of not bidding for my post because why buy the cow if you can get the milk for free? First, can I say how much I love that saying?

    Second, you're absolutely right. Which is why I've decided to charge retroactively.

    You owe me a bunch of monopoly money.

    Also, I've decided to write a novel and name the heroine Laura. I'll send you the bill.

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  10. Laura Martone says

    July 16, 2009 at 7:21 am

    Okay, Mira. I'm happy to pay up. Will you take an I.O.U.? I don't have any Monopoly money at the moment, as I recently tossed out all mean-spirited boardgames. 🙂

    After all, my novel is about a socialist utopia… where money means nothing.

    And besides, don't we have a policy against monopolies in this country? Oh, wait a minute…

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  11. Robe says

    July 16, 2009 at 8:05 am

    'Brave new world'. Because, even if it's evil, it's a world where everyone is happier than the average here.

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  12. Jen P says

    July 16, 2009 at 10:35 am

    I have to go with Margaret Yang's comment and be wary of mixing the worlds… but, if I could choose my role (and could get away with being dressed as a boy) then TREASURE ISLAND would have been a real adventure, or for a place in which I'd have to get involved, then Atwood's A HANDMAID'S TALE – but I'd find it really difficult to passively follow the storyline, I'd have to be an underground saboteur so there's a risk I'd upset the plot somehow. For a peaceful retreat I'd go for WINNIE THE POOH any day, even on the blustery day.

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  13. Hannah says

    July 16, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Why are you so many people flinching from the idea of their character being killed? If I managed to get myself into a book I would do my best to ensure that I did – I think it's much more interesting to say 'yeah that character who was impaled upon their own sword/eaten by wolves/exploded by a pipe bomb/died painfully in childbirth was named for me' instead of 'that character who stood around and didn't do much'.

    As for which book I'd like to be in…well Les Miserables would be amazing but to be honest I wouldn't mind as long as it was well-known so people would know which book I was in and find it cool as well.

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  14. Scott says

    July 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    I'm not sure I'd want to be in any of the stuff I read. Too scary!

    I'll take Tropic of Cancer, 'cause life's too short not to be scandalous.

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  15. JStantonChandler says

    July 16, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    I'd have to say the Harry Potter books. As witch, of course!

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  16. Belinda Frisch says

    July 16, 2009 at 2:04 pm

    Michael Chabon's Wonder Boys. Definitely. I would want to be Hannah Green.

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  17. Wanda B. Ontheshelves says

    July 16, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    Definitely Harry Potter series – Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – The Velvet Room – there's a collection of Santa stories I wouldn't mind passing from one story to the next – take me away from this world!

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  18. Dara says

    July 16, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I'd be in Jane Austen's PERSUASION. I'd try and convince Anne to ignore her ridiculous family and the advice of Lady Russell and marry Wentworth. Of course, if it happened early on, there'd be no story 😛

    Or I'd like to be in JANE EYRE as another friend from Jane's boarding school, especially after Helen dies. The poor girl was entirely too lonely for most of the book. She should have a confidante outside of the brooding Rochester. 🙂

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  19. Rebekkah says

    July 16, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    How about Artemis Fowl? I'd love to be Holly and watch Artemis transform into a normal human teenager while also kicking goblin a**.

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  20. Tyler says

    July 16, 2009 at 4:01 pm

    Philip Pullman's THE AMBER SPYGLASS. Hands down. The world of the mulefa, especially, but I could live in Lyra's Oxford happily. It's one of the most peaceful and beautiful worlds I've seen written, and I say that after 7 years of English degree work.

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  21. Elaine 'still writing' Smith says

    July 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    My other choice was Butler's sister Juliet – not bright true but genuine, loved and capable of dishing out her own brand of retribution!

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  22. Laura Martone says

    July 16, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Oh, Belinda, I would LOVE to be in "Wonder Boys" with you – only I think I'd like to be Crabtree. He's a riot.

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  23. Chuck H. says

    July 16, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Rufo in Heinlein's Glory Road. Just want a really capacious fold box full of anything a guy needs for a long quest.

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  24. Fawn Neun says

    July 16, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    The Hotel New Hampshire. I really like bears.

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  25. jmartinlibrarian says

    July 16, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    I'd love to be a character in Gaiman's Stardust. How cool would it be to be Yvaine, a beautiful star?

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  26. Anahita says

    July 16, 2009 at 5:38 pm

    I have imagined myself in many books, but in "The Three Musketeers" more than others.

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  27. Connie says

    July 16, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    I'd love to be in Haroun and the Sea of Stories. It's clever, ironic, and gut-bustingly funny.

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  28. dan radke says

    July 16, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    I'd have to say Replay. Get to live my life over and over while retaining all the knowledge from the previous life, that'd be pretty incredible.

    WV: Hanagger. I will stab you with my pointy hand.

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  29. Melissa Petreshock says

    July 16, 2009 at 6:33 pm

    I would love to be Kirra Danalustrous in the series, The Twelve Houses by Sharon Shinn. She's a shape shifter and a healer. Kirra is an amazing character in an amazing series of books!

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  30. JES says

    July 16, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    I'd want to be in anything written by John McPhee. As long as it was McPhee himself — I so would love to be that guy.

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  31. ros says

    July 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    Anything by Georgette Heyer. Probably An Infamous Army as my top choice.

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  32. ros says

    July 16, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Aha! I'm changing my mind. I want to be in 'Lost in A Good Book' by Jasper Fforde. That way I could become a BookRunner and check out life in any book I wanted. 😉

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  33. Kahlessa says

    July 17, 2009 at 1:56 am

    The Harry Potter series (maybe one of the faculty) or Shogun by James Clavell

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  34. Joe Iriarte says

    July 17, 2009 at 1:59 am

    I'm not in a hurry to inhabit any book set in a reality that doesn't include indoor plumbing and air conditioning.

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  35. Reesha says

    July 17, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Oh bummer. I was hoping to be different than everyone else. Oh well. Here are my top choices.

    1. Narnia
    2. LOTR
    3. Harry Potter
    4. Wuthering Heights (I know. Kind of creepy)
    5. Herman Melville's The Scrivener
    6. C.S. Lewis' Space Trilogy

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  36. Gio Clairval says

    July 17, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    Corwin of Zelazny's Amber cycle.

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  37. The Decreed says

    July 17, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    I'd definitely go to a fantasy world, Middle Earth, Narnia, Alagaesia… as so many have said–but really, during peace? Where's the fun? I want to go there so I can use the sword, not stare at it.

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  38. Mystery Robin says

    July 17, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    Either Gatsby – I know I could help him get over Daisy!

    or The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe – I've always wanted to visit Narnia. 😉

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  39. Genella deGrey says

    July 18, 2009 at 12:39 am

    Harry Potter, but as a teacher.

    Peter Pan – If Hook looks anything like Jason Issacs, sign me up.

    LOL
    G.

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  40. Bridget says

    July 18, 2009 at 2:21 am

    Let's see…does Martha Stewart Cupcakes count? 🙂 Honestly, I'd probably pick the first Harry Potter…all the newness of magic! How FUN!!!

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  41. Bethgem says

    July 18, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Anything illustrated by Eloise Wilkin. How's that for sophistication.

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  42. Anonymous says

    July 19, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Lonesome Dove, Neverwhere, and Northanger Abbey.
    Why, because, Gus and cowboys, fantastic worlds that exist alongside ours without our knowledge, and, well, rooomance.

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  43. Anonymous says

    July 19, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    The Heart is a Lonely Hunter!! I would love to look at McCuller's world through Mick Kelly's eyes!

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  44. Crystal says

    July 19, 2009 at 10:07 pm

    Hands down…The Bridges of Madison County. Give me a cigarette, an apron, and a hot man any day…

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  45. Phil Tolhurst says

    July 20, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Such a difficult ask, either:

    A: An officer of the Ankh Morpork City Watch.

    or

    B: The rider of a Regal Copper.

    (For the record that's either the works of Terry Pratchet or Naomi Novik.)

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  46. Anatole says

    July 21, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    Almost everyone wants to be in a Harry Potter book, and I'm no different.
    But having my name in The Phantom of the Opera, or Romeo & Juliet (any classic romance, basically) would be amazing, too.

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  47. Nicole Lorenz says

    July 30, 2009 at 10:51 pm

    Jim Morrison's Adventures In The Afterlife. Heaven as a DIY project. Doc Holiday having gunfights with Moses. Need I say more?

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  48. Sherry G. says

    August 12, 2009 at 7:19 pm

    The Outsiders—so I can smell Ponyboy’s hair.

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  49. Faye Davies says

    September 9, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, of course. All those drugs and never have to deal with the come-down. Come on!

    https://theseconddeathofjuanlaroca.blogspot.com/

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