No.
UPDATE 5/29/19: Still no.
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But I swear you’ll love it!
But I’m practically done! I’m on page 7…
This cracked me up. Thanks for the late afternoon laugh!
Short but sweet. LOL, thanks for the fyi. š
LOL. A one-word blog entry. Reminds me of your roast suggesting that you could host a one-word query contest. Kind of like flash fiction: Flash Blogging.
When I saw the subject header in my RSS feed, I almost had the post written before I clicked on it. Except my version was, “Hell no.”
No wonder I’ve been getting so many rejections. Just kidding. I see you already included this question in your FAQs.
It’s my first novel in a series and I’m currently at a word count of 165,000 and expect to wrap it up in another 15,000…
Keep pressing forward!! God Bless
This post was too wordy for my taste.
At last, something I already knew about novel writing!
But– but– it’s unique! There’s never been another novel like it! EVER! And I’m giving YOU the opportunity to represent it! How could you say “No”?!
I’ve heard some writers will do this just to get an initial reaction about the storyline. I wouldn’t do it. But I know some who will. If the reaction to the query is good, they continue writing. If it’s bad, they move on to something else.
Too, too funny! Thanks for a great afternoon laugh!
Well that was straight and to the point! LOL…thanks for cheering me up today.
Just thought I would pass along that Amazon and Penguin are running a new "Breakthrough Novel" contest folks.
https://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=176060&p=irol-newsArticle&ID=1250570&highlight=
If I have overstepped my bounds with this post, Nathan. Please feel free to delete it with my apologies.
Morgan
I’m sorry, Nathan. Could you be more specific?
But how will you have time to organize an eight house auction for a gazillion dollars if I don’t send this now?
All this equivocating is leaving me confused.
Could you please elaborate upon your answer?
*flutters eyelashes, runs from projectiles*
I can’t believe you had to clarify that. I don’t understand why someone would do that. It’s like going to a museum and saying “I’ve never had an painting displayed, but would you like to buy the one I’m planning on painting in a few months?”
Anon/Morgan at 1:07 —
I’ve wondered about this contest. Though everything looks legit it irks me somewhat that a pub has an outside way to find a novel — don’t they have submissions just as good or way better submitted by agents on a daily basis?
I don’t get it.
I wonder if that was one of my students. Just 10 minutes ago one of them emailed to ask “Does the assignment due tonight really have to [meet the criteria described in the assignment]?”
Yes, really.
HA!
what if we write the query on unicorn paper with glitter and perfume?
Danged if I know Anon…I saw the contest on mediabistro and linked it.
I still do things the old fashioned way, write, query, face the rejections…repeat.
Morgan
Why not? If you are unpublished what does that have to do with a query? It’s not like the agent wants to read the entire manuscript right then and there.
Annalee,
Not even if you swap the glitter for pixie dust š
Uh……duh?
Evil Editor posted his 3rd Annual Oscar Guess the Plot a few days back. I was lucky enough to be a minion, and some of my fake plots were picked. I particularly liked this one, and it’s almost relevant to this thread:
THE READER
Words come to life under the power of The Reader. Kathryn Lloyd has a gift; anything she reads manifests itself in the material world. Unfortunately, her job as a literary agent unleashes havoc on the world as the contents of thousands of horrible queries come to life.
WORD VERIFICATION: evuls. What a coincidence!
Annalee,
I do this already. I highly recommend this technique to others. Add kissy lips to the outside of envelope and next to your name. Add small hearts to all letters requiring a dot. This helps expedite response time.
Anon,
Thanks for the contest info!
Interestingly enough, I’ve known writers who wrote so fast that they could query with a novel about three quarters of the way done, finish the novel, edit and polish it, and then send out any partial or full requests they received.
They both have agents and their books have sold.
But I don’t think they told the agents in question that they were querying unfinished novels?
Brian at 1:29…
If the agent wants to read your manuscript and you, the unpublished (read: of unknown quality) author, do not have one for the agent to read, you are wasting the agent’s time. If you are already published, the agent may be able to use your existing work to decide whether to wait for you to finish the manuscript.
I assume that answer applies for my idea that I may or may not have on alternative fuel in the future too. Darn. š Thanks for the smile!
But I’m going to need a royalty advance in order to quit my job and give the novel the time and dedication it deserves??!!!
š
This raises another question. Are you being charged for blog space by the word?
Never mind, I know the answer. “No.”
But my neighbor’s nephew loved the first chapter. And I am hoping you will help me with ideas for the ending.
Nathan,
I certain agent I know (who shall remain nameless) used to refer to the subject of this question as “premature submission”. š
You don’t mince words, do you?
Can you shop around a short story collection when only one story out of two dozen been published elsewhere?
I know what the short answer is (“no”), and the medium answer (“are you nuts?”), but what’s the long answer?
Beside “no, are you nuts?” š
c.d.-
Yes — this only applies to novels, not to short stories and nonfiction.
Thank you for giving me a good laugh!
Anon 2:12:
Or perhaps “novelus interruptus”.
In one of life’s sad ironies, the people who need to know this are the ones least likely to read this entry.
I love it! I needed that laugh!
Thanks!
Lol – that was funny. š
Does this mean that your feelings aren’t hurt over the fact I haven’t queried you with my Cormac McCarthy-meets-curves-and-commas-ms? Phew. I am so relieved, because you know I am just waiting until it’s ready.
Best.
Post.
Ever.
That’s why we love you, Nathan. Just the facts.
Haha. I love this!!! It seriously made me laugh out loud.
absolutely NOT fair! You should take pitches! š
Short and sweet! How many times do people have to say it? Unless you’re the biggest thing since sliced bread, a book deal just isn’t going to come that easily.